Hey, dude just home from the office and decided to take my shirt off as I was sweating from the ac being shut off. Are you jerking yourself? You are such a naughty dude! If you think I'm going to suck you and fuck you, you're wrong! My hard work at the office has made me smell bad. However, you notice that I have a lot of chest hair? It's a lot isn't it? You like it don't you? Just stay there and worship my hairy ass chest. It's very manly and keep on jerking yourself as you worship it. Worship the hairy chest of me that I am. Look up to it like a god! Watch as I tease you as you worship my hairy chest. Too bad I won't let you touch my hairy chest. Only thing you'll touch is yourself! Keep jerking yourself, keep jerking, keep jerking your cock as you worship my chest. Yes, yes, yes, yes, now you came all over my bed. Gross but sexy! Now eat your fucking cum! Taste it bitch! Now I gotta go! See you later with my hairy chest!