Difficult residents call for difficult measures. We were sure, just having known this guy for a few weeks, that he was a troublemaker. Not only that, but it seemed that he completely lacked a moral compass. Along with this deficiency comes the resulting issues of lack or respect for authority, and flouting of the rules. In addition to being a slob, we were certain that he was breaking some of the most important rules. When we confronted him, he laughed, playing the whole thing off. Well, a quick trip to the bathroom to get his specimen into the test cup was all we needed to proceed. When he failed (which was really never in doubt), his smile turned around, but only because it suddenly dawned on him what was coming. This teenage bully was about to get what was coming to him - and good.